Day 62.

OK. Several things.

1.) Dude who lifts weights then gets up and does karate moves between sets: no one believes that you actually do karate, so please stop. You look like a six-year-old playing Power Rangers except less cute.

2.) Giant black dude: please don't look over the shower stall into my shower. It really creeps me out. Especially after I just wrote a column about how showering in public isn't so creepy. Way to prove me wrong.

3.) I really only had two points but didn't feel like changing "several" to "two."

To elaborate on point 2, seriously, giant black dude, please don't ever do that again. It's not that I have issues with you being a giant black dude--I'm actually totally cool with that. The problem is that you peeked over your stall and into mine to look at my pasty white ass getting dressed. And. THAT. IS. WEIRD. This was not preceded by a conversation nor did we enter stalls at the same time. I was done showering when you entered your stall. So, seriously. This is about as creepy as creepy gets.

Before things got all weird at the gym I did 35 INTENSE minutes on the Hell Machine (seriously, heart rate was 159 the whole time). And then I blasted my arms like mfing WHOA. Did the incline chest press, stationary row, bicep curls and the fly. I am sore but feeling good. Excited to do it again tomorrow. Not so excited for the abs. That sucked today. I left the chair lower instead of raising it and apparently I work my abs much harder that way and IT SUCKS. But I did it. And lats.

Breakfast:
1 cup of SPecial K Granola with Strawberry Banana Yogurt
2 pieces of Oatnut toast with butter

Lunch:
Leftover pasta with sauce and sausage
1/2 an apple

Dinner:
Leftover Chinese

Snack:
Might have had 1/2 a pound of chocolate covered peanuts and pretzels... not of each, but mixed. It would account for my incredibly high blood sugar tonight.
2 servings of Vanilla Protein Shake.

See you tomorrow.