Day 23.

I'm running out of interesting things to say. After 23 straight days of blogging on one subject that was bound to happen. of course, some people might say that I never had anything interesting to say in the first place.

They would be jerks.

Anyway, did a 5 minute warm up on the treadmill because both Hell Machines were taken. When I hopped off after five minutes, I imagined someone saying, "Ha, fatty could only take 5 minutes." Then I went and did 65 minutes on the hell machine. 65 really hard minutes. Today was rough and I don't know why. Tired? I don't know, but it was a hard road to row. But I did it. Then I spent 20 minutes on the bike. For "fun." It was not actually fun. That is why I used quotation marks.

Locker room talk is the weirdest thing in the world. Because it is so incredibly, over the top gay and it is done by guys who would probably FLIP OUT if you said that to them. I know that this sounds vaguely homophobic but it really isn't intended to be. Here are some examples of conversations that I have overheard:

"Oh, dude, you look really skinny."
"Thanks. I've been working my abs really hard."

"Dude, you look huge."

OK, that might be the extent of my examples at the moment, but you get the point. They might as well drop to their knees afterword.

Too far?

I'll be more PG tomorrow. Maybe.

Breakfast:
2 servings of Cheerios with Splenda on top and milk
1 piece of Protein Plus toast with butter and Raspberry jelly

Lunch:
1 turkey and ham sandwich on Protein Plus bread with mustard and provolone
2 Clausen Pickle Spears
1 carrot, cut into slices
1 Dannon Blueberry Yogurt
1/2 an apple
32 oz. Freshens Strawberry Oasis smoothie

Dinner:
1 1/2 pieces of Sweet Italian Sausage
Zataran's Red beans and rice
6 baby carrots
1/2 cucumber, cut into slices

Lots of water.

Took a nap on campus instead of reading for Mythology. Oops. That quiz is going to be rough.

Wish me luck. See you tomorrow.